If you're getting this link - it means your special and get a comp to my show at Seattle Underground.
Congrats.
My name is Phillip. I'm not famous, but I'm a working comic who tours everywhere and you'll be in good hands for your evening of comedy - pinky swear.
There are limited comps so only register if your gonna use it prettty please.
Opener is John Gardener - he looks like a Swiss model and is worth seeing just for the Jawline.
See you soon.
Sincerely,
Everyone's grandpa - Phill.